Look at this mess! Can you believe it? I just finished cleaning that table and mopping that floor and now look at it. Those little rat-burgers just spent the last 45 minutes destroying my clean kitchen. They sat around that table laughing and coloring and creating and being all cute and… Continue reading Look At This Mess!
Tag: humor
The Cross-Over Friend
Do you ever cross over friends to other groups? Wait, lemme splain. I remember watching my favorite TV shows like Friends and Mad About You and on occasion one of the actors would do a cross over guest appearance on the other show. Like the time Phoebe’s identical twin sister Ursula, from Friends, showed up… Continue reading The Cross-Over Friend
Honey, where’s the salt?
Have you ever had one of those conversations with your husband? You know the one. It’s the one where he is in the kitchen on Saturday morning for his weekend ritual of making pancakes for the kids while I get to sleep in or catch up on my favorite blogs. He makes pancakes EVERY weekend… Continue reading Honey, where’s the salt?
10 Things My Kids Will Never Do
As my birthday draws closer and I turn another year older I found myself thinking back to what life was like when I was the age my children are now. I long for them to experience the freedom of coming home when the street lights come on while I’m glad that they won’t have to… Continue reading 10 Things My Kids Will Never Do
I Believe She Can’t Fly
CRASH!!!! (pause) Crying! My almost 4 year old twin daughter comes down to the kitchen with a blanket wrapped around her shoulders. She stands at the kitchen table where we are finishing a family dinner with Nana and Papa and smiles. She proceeds to have the following conversation with me with a completely shocked tone… Continue reading I Believe She Can’t Fly