The following story is sponsored by K-Y as always, the opinions and ideas are my own. This is a true story based on actual events that happened in my house. The names have NOT been changed, I own every part. I’m not one to shy away from sharing the real real on life around here.… Continue reading How to get your kids to stop asking to sleep in your bed
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Bad Mommy
Oh this is bad. Not like, forgot a birthday bad but bad enough. Hilary, little Hilary, has a few things she considers important in her life. Her blankie that she’s had since she was born that is so full of holes and knots that it resembles something more like sea weed knotted together floating in… Continue reading Bad Mommy
Why Abby?
There’s just no point in being mad or yelling when something like this happens. All you can do is laugh because it’s fracking hilarious. And this, my friends, is why I blog. -Why Abby? Why on earth did you cut your brand new pj’s that our elf (on a shelf) brought you for… Continue reading Why Abby?
Christmas Break?
In November I drag my butt thru the days as they get longer and longer. All the after-school activities are in full swing and school is in a good rhythm. But by the time December rolls around and the high shopping season starts and the lists get longer and the weather gets colder and… Continue reading Christmas Break?
Never Say Never
Let me tell you a story about a girl who used to say things. Yeah, she would say things like, “I don’t run”, not even across a parking lot on a cold winter day and years later she has decided that running is actually her workout of choice. She’s worn out 4 pairs of running… Continue reading Never Say Never
Tooth Fairy Fails
Get ready friends, the tooth fairy fails and fails often. No, don’t try to judge our tooth fairy for sometimes always forgetting to come and take the tooth on the first night and maybe even the second night too. Sometimes it takes her a couple of nights to remember to fly in and change the water… Continue reading Tooth Fairy Fails
Who Did This?
It just doesn’t matter how many kids you have, you’ll always have that one who will deny it all. Who made this mess? Not me. Who broke this dish? Not me. Who ripped this book? Not me. Where is your sisters favourite toy? I don’t know. Really? I start to find it hard to keep… Continue reading Who Did This?
Bloggy Guilt
Yes, I am afraid that I have discovered that my guilt has no bounds. First there was Mommy Guilt. Yes, I chose to add hundreds if not thousands of diapers to the landfill instead of reusable diapers. I’m sorry Mother Earth. I didn’t make every mouthful of food for my babies from scratch. I didn’t… Continue reading Bloggy Guilt
Fake It Till You Make It
I have a confession to make, I am a total fraud. Phew, that felt good to say out loud. I’ll be the first to raise my hand at a Fakers Anonymous meeting, “Hi, my name is Tiffany and I’m a fake”. You see, I may seem like I have my shit together but I… Continue reading Fake It Till You Make It
12 Bananas
Despite all the horrible stories of families being displaced and losing their homes and cars and businesses during the Calgary Flood of 2013, there was one funny thing that happened… The first day of the flood watch and evacuations was also a “flood” day at school. We kept our kids home and had… Continue reading 12 Bananas