Get ready friends, the tooth fairy fails and fails often. No, don’t try to judge our tooth fairy for sometimes always forgetting to come and take the tooth on the first night and maybe even the second night too. Sometimes it takes her a couple of nights to remember to fly in and change the water… Continue reading Tooth Fairy Fails
Tag: humour
Word Of The Year – Selfie
Earlier this month the Oxford Dictionary officially declared the 2013 word of the year – SELFIE Pronunciation: /ˈsɛlfi/ (also selfy) noun (plural selfies) informal a photograph that one has taken of oneself, typically one taken with a smartphone or webcam and uploaded to a social media website:occasional selfies are acceptable, but posting a new picture of yourself every day… Continue reading Word Of The Year – Selfie
Who Did This?
It just doesn’t matter how many kids you have, you’ll always have that one who will deny it all. Who made this mess? Not me. Who broke this dish? Not me. Who ripped this book? Not me. Where is your sisters favourite toy? I don’t know. Really? I start to find it hard to keep… Continue reading Who Did This?
Best Dad Ever
So I’m here for over a week with the kids all by myself. I do all the things for all the kids. Feed them at least 3 times a day. I guess it’s the law or something like that. Wash them, on occasion. Get them to school (because that’s my alone time) and generally keep… Continue reading Best Dad Ever
Top 10 Good Things About The Hubs Going Away
When ever my husband goes away for work or work masquerading as golfing, I turn into “get it done” mom. Meals are planned weeks in advance. Fridge is stocked. House is clean. I need everything to be organized while he’s gone in order for me to feel like I have control of the… Continue reading Top 10 Good Things About The Hubs Going Away
Bloggy Guilt
Yes, I am afraid that I have discovered that my guilt has no bounds. First there was Mommy Guilt. Yes, I chose to add hundreds if not thousands of diapers to the landfill instead of reusable diapers. I’m sorry Mother Earth. I didn’t make every mouthful of food for my babies from scratch. I didn’t… Continue reading Bloggy Guilt
Health Warning For Men
ATTENTION ALL MEN OF EARTH! Your species is under imminent threat of extinction due to a highly contagious disease known commonly as Rage-y Wifeosis. Signs and Symptoms Individuals with rage-y wifeosis experience sudden (often without warning) urges to throw objects within a 2 foot radius, project their voice at twice the normal volume, heavy sighing,… Continue reading Health Warning For Men
Fake It Till You Make It
I have a confession to make, I am a total fraud. Phew, that felt good to say out loud. I’ll be the first to raise my hand at a Fakers Anonymous meeting, “Hi, my name is Tiffany and I’m a fake”. You see, I may seem like I have my shit together but I… Continue reading Fake It Till You Make It
12 Bananas
Despite all the horrible stories of families being displaced and losing their homes and cars and businesses during the Calgary Flood of 2013, there was one funny thing that happened… The first day of the flood watch and evacuations was also a “flood” day at school. We kept our kids home and had… Continue reading 12 Bananas