I Am A Liar

I am a liar. That is probably the most truth you’ll read in this entire post. It’s shocking to me how many times in a day I’ll tell myself a little lie just to get me thru the day. It’s a bit of an addiction at this point. I decided to write some of them down and confess them to the world. Please don’t hate me for being a liar.

-I won’t press snooze on my alarm.

-I won’t press snooze on my alarm, again.

-It’s a beautiful day and the sun is shining, I think I’ll do yoga to start my day.

-Today I won’t wear yoga pants.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-I will not yell at my kids today.

-I will totally get all my work done without being distracted by Facebook.

-I’ll have sex with you later tonight honey.

-I’ll totally shower today.

 

 

 

-I’ll just eat half of this piece of dark chocolate.

-I will prep dinner so I’m not rushed and scrambling later.

-I won’t open this bag of chips before dinner.

-I won’t have more than 10 chips from this bag I just opened before dinner.

 

 

-I’m going to go to bed super early tonight.

-I will sit down and focus on my deadlines.

-I will get my taxes done on time.

-I will book my annual pap test tomorrow.

-I love these shoes that don’t hurt my feet at all.

 

 

-I need another black sweater.

-I can eat as many of these crackers as I want because they’re whole grain.

-Gluten free means less calories.

-I can still wear this dress.

-This weekend I’ll catch up on my to-do list.

 

 

 

-I will turn off Netflix after this episode.

-I will turn off Netflix after this episode.

-I will not start the next season of this show on Netflix tonight.

-I do not like the new Netflix original series, Bloodline.

-I have not binge watched Bloodline.

-I would would never lie to you. 😉

 

What lies do you tell yourself?