Best Quotes from The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

Hitting the treadmill on a chilly raining spring day is a necessary evil but give me my iPad and my headphones and I can run all day long…well not all day but for an hour or 2 Kimmy Schmidts for sure. I cannot get enough of this show which is a brand new, original series from Netflix. I’ve just finished season 1 and I’m already re-watching it from the beginning because the jokes are so good and so fast that I missed some of them.

Here are some of the best quotes from The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. (they alive, dammit!)

Kimmy at a New York club

“Dancing is about butts now!”

 

Kimmy learning social media slang

“Hashbrown, no filter”

 

Mrs. Voorhees’ job expectations

“You’ll have to be here at 6 to get Buckley up for school, then get me up at 10 but don’t wake me up.”

 

Mrs. Voorhees on philanthropy

” I’m not running a charity here, except the one where I donate my old towels to poor people with the same initials as me.”

 

Kimmy on english

“That’s the fanciest sentence I’ve ever heard and I used to watch Frasier.”

 

 

Mrs. Voorhees and Kimmy being girls

Mrs. V – “How do I look?”

Kimmy – “Like a million bucks!”

Mrs V – “I know you didn’t mean that to be hurtful.”

 

 Titus Andromedon the musician

“Pinot noir, caviar. Pinot noir, Myanmar.”

 

Kimmy on the bible

“Cool, you’re a werewolf, like in the bible!”

 

Titus Andromedon the song writer

“Lyrics are the least important part of any song, Lillian. I’ve got a title, a beat, an attitude.”

 

Mrs. Voorhees and her exhusband

“He’s been sending me gifts all day trying to get me back. A diamond necklace, a bouquet of dogs…”

 

Logan Beekman reflecting

“When I summited Mt. Everest I did it in my daddy’s private blimp. To be honest, I’ve never even seen the inside of a public blimp.”

 

If you’ve watch this show already, I’ll bet some of these are your faves too and if you haven’t watched the show, stop what you’re doing right now and watch the first episode. It’s full of witty, sarcastic humour that pokes fun at things most of us have come to accept as normal in our current society. Sometimes a little offside reflectiveness is needed to really see how ridiculous some of the things we do today really are. Hashbrown, no filter!

Welcome to your new addiction.