Stella: Do you love us all the same?
Daddy: Huh? What do you mean?
Stella: Well, you have 4 kids so do you love us all the same or do you love 1 of us a little less?
Daddy: Oh, of course, I love you all the same amount and that amount is very big!
Stella: Are you sure? Cause I was thinking that if you loved 1 of us a little less we could get rid of 1 kid and get a dog. Then it wouldn’t be any more work for you and Mommy cause we’d have the same amount of people in the house.
Daddy: (silence)
Stella: So? Do you love us all the same?
